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Library Rebrands Books as ‘Paper Opinions’ — Reading Without Guidance Now Discouraged

December 14, 2025 Staff Writer

In an effort to protect citizens from the dangers of independent thought, the Metro City Public Library announced it has

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New Jersey Couple Charged With Extreme Parenting After Raising Their Own Children

December 14, 2025 Stephanie Russell

A New Jersey couple is facing serious scrutiny—and possible charges—for what city officials are calling a “reckless and unauthorized display

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City Removes Benches Because Sitting Encourages ‘Problematic Stillness’

December 13, 2025 Stephanie Russell

In a bold step toward eliminating all unsupervised thinking, the city of New Harmony Springs announced this week that it

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Experts Warn Eye Contact Is ‘Aggressive’ — Americans Encouraged to Stare at Phones Instead

December 12, 2025 Dan Smith

A coalition of behavioral experts issued a nationwide advisory this week warning that eye contact is now considered aggressive, emotionally

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City Replaces Street Signs With ‘Suggestions’ Because Rules Are Too Emotionally Restrictive

December 11, 2025 Stephanie Russell

In an unprecedented act of municipal empathy, the city of Brookhaven announced this week that all street signs will be

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Parents Told Not To Use Words Like ‘No,’ ‘Stop,’ or ‘Please Stop Destroying the Furniture’

December 11, 2025 Dan Smith

In what child development experts are calling “a bold new experiment in household chaos,” parents nationwide are being advised to

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City Replaces Pledge of Allegiance With Daily Apology Circle to Address Historical Everything

December 9, 2025 Staff Writer

In a bold display of civic self-reflection, the city of West Harmony Heights announced that public schools will no longer

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Employer Introduces ‘Emotionally Safe Deadlines’ — Projects Now Due Whenever You Feel Ready, or Never

December 9, 2025 Dan Smith

In what business leaders are calling the final nail in productivity’s coffin, marketing firm BrightNest Solutions announced this week it

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New Law Requires Pets To Consent Verbally Before Being Walked — Owners Unsure How To Proceed

December 9, 2025 Dan Smith

Pet owners across the city were thrown into immediate confusion this week after lawmakers passed the nation’s first-ever Verbal Animal

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Local Vegan Outraged That Neighbor’s Lawn Contains Grass — Claims It Promotes Eating Plants

December 9, 2025 Staff Writer

Residents of the Maple Ridge eco-community were thrown into turmoil this week after local vegan activist River Sunblossom filed a

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City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale

Dan Smith January 12, 2026

Bankruptcy is now considered growth. In a sweeping morale initiative, city officials announced this week that the word “failure” will

Experts Warn Saying ‘Good Job’ Creates Unfair Performance Expectations

Experts Warn Saying ‘Good Job’ Creates Unfair Performance Expectations

January 12, 2026
Neighborhood Declares Curfews ‘Authoritarian’ — Teens Now Governed by Vibes

Neighborhood Declares Curfews ‘Authoritarian’ — Teens Now Governed by Vibes

January 12, 2026
Nationwide Study Finds Most Adults Are Just Exhausted From Pretending This All Makes Sense

Nationwide Study Finds Most Adults Are Just Exhausted From Pretending This All Makes Sense

January 12, 2026
City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale

City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale

January 12, 2026

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