Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Latest:
- Experts Warn Saying ‘Good Job’ Creates Unfair Performance Expectations
- Neighborhood Declares Curfews ‘Authoritarian’ — Teens Now Governed by Vibes
- Nationwide Study Finds Most Adults Are Just Exhausted From Pretending This All Makes Sense
- City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale
- Museum Removes Historical Timeline — Visitors Free to Experience the Past in Any Order They Feel
Entertainment
Activists Demand Removal of Sunlight Because It ‘Excludes the Nocturnally Inclined’
A coalition of progressive activists has filed a petition demanding the city reduce or eliminate natural sunlight, arguing that sunlight
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Streaming Service Introduces ‘Trigger Warning’ Before Ads — But Not For Content, For You Accidentally Buying Something
Streaming platform ViewWave+ announced a groundbreaking new safety feature this week: Trigger Warnings before every advertisement — not because the
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Netflix Cancelled Because Show Had a Character Who Expressed an Opinion — Nation Furious at Free Speech
Chaos erupted this week after streaming giant Netflix was abruptly cancelled — not the show, but the entire platform —
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Streaming Giant Introduces ‘Inclusion Tax’ — Your Monthly Invoice Now Includes Virtue Credits
In a move industry analysts describe as “peak 2025 nonsense,” streaming titan FlixFlare+ announced a new monthly surcharge called the
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Comedy Declared Illegal After Citizen Laughs Without First Filing Sensitivity Request Form
In a historic step toward achieving a humor-free utopia, federal regulators announced this week that comedy has officially been declared
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