Nationwide Study Finds Most Adults Are Just Exhausted From Pretending This All Makes Sense
Therapists nod knowingly. A comprehensive national study released this week concluded that a majority of American adults are not angry,
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
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Author: Dan Smith
City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale
Bankruptcy is now considered growth. In a sweeping morale initiative, city officials announced this week that the word “failure” will
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Experts Say Telling Children They’re Wrong May Damage Their ‘Inner CEO’
Correction officially classified as emotional sabotage. Child development experts issued new guidance this week warning parents and teachers that telling
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Breaking: Reality Fails to Align With Narrative, Officials Blame Reality
Facts under investigation. In a stunning development, officials confirmed today that reality itself is under review after failing to align
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Originalism vs. the Living Constitution: Why Reading the Constitution Is Optional if You Know a Judge
Legal scholars confirmed this week that the fastest way to resolve any constitutional question is no longer debate, precedent, or
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LOCALS ENCOURAGED TO APPLY FOR FEDERAL FUNDS AT NEW GOVERNMENT OFFICE
In a move that can only be described as ingenious, the federal government has streamlined the transfer of taxpayer dollars
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Polling Shows Majority Afraid to Speak—Experts Call It ‘Progress’
Fear rebranded as empathy. A new national poll reveals that most citizens now hesitate to share their opinions publicly—a milestone
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Local Man Apologizes for Being Right—Community Still Offended
Tone cited as the real crime. A local man issued a public apology this week after being accused of wrongdoing
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Breaking: Christmas Declared Problematic—Joy Under Review
Santa placed on administrative leave pending investigation. Just days before Christmas, a coalition of Very Serious People has raised concerns
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City Council Votes to Replace ‘Right and Wrong’ With ‘Personal Interpretive Outcomes’
In a unanimous decision applauded by everyone present (enthusiastically and without hesitation), the Brookhaven City Council voted to officially replace
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