Politics – America Before Stupid

City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale

Bankruptcy is now considered growth. In a sweeping morale initiative, city officials announced this week that the word “failure” will

Desks reportedly offended by being called ‘it.’ In a move hailed as a major step forward for workplace inclusion, several

Just to be safe. In an effort to foster unity, healing, and preemptive remorse, federal officials this week announced the

Legal scholars confirmed this week that the fastest way to resolve any constitutional question is no longer debate, precedent, or

In a bold demonstration of modern governance, federal officials confirmed this week that a group of individuals who entered the

In a move that can only be described as ingenious, the federal government has streamlined the transfer of taxpayer dollars

Fear rebranded as empathy. A new national poll reveals that most citizens now hesitate to share their opinions publicly—a milestone

Silence encouraged for personal growth. In a historic victory for free expression, officials have proudly announced that freedom of speech

Bedtimes now crowdsourced. In a major shift in family dynamics, parenting experts are now advising adults to stop raising their