Experts Warn Saying ‘Good Job’ Creates Unfair Performance Expectations
Applause downgraded to silent affirmation. Child development specialists issued new recommendations this week cautioning adults against telling anyone they did
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
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- Experts Warn Saying ‘Good Job’ Creates Unfair Performance Expectations
- Neighborhood Declares Curfews ‘Authoritarian’ — Teens Now Governed by Vibes
- Nationwide Study Finds Most Adults Are Just Exhausted From Pretending This All Makes Sense
- City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale
- Museum Removes Historical Timeline — Visitors Free to Experience the Past in Any Order They Feel
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Workplace Diversity Training Teaches Employees How to Think Without Thinking
Independent thought listed as an optional hazard. Corporate diversity training has entered a bold new phase, shifting its focus from
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Alert Issued: Salvation Army Red Kettle Bell Ringers Suspected of Seasonal Non-Compliance
Smiling while asking for charity may violate several unspoken cultural rules. As the holiday season approaches, concerned observers are once
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City Council Votes to Replace ‘Right and Wrong’ With ‘Personal Interpretive Outcomes’
In a unanimous decision applauded by everyone present (enthusiastically and without hesitation), the Brookhaven City Council voted to officially replace
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Weather Declared Offensive — Activists Demand Climate Be More Emotionally Predictable
In a stunning rebuke of nature itself, a coalition of climate justice activists announced this week that weather is officially
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New Jersey Couple Charged With Extreme Parenting After Raising Their Own Children
A New Jersey couple is facing serious scrutiny—and possible charges—for what city officials are calling a “reckless and unauthorized display
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New Law Requires Pets To Consent Verbally Before Being Walked — Owners Unsure How To Proceed
Pet owners across the city were thrown into immediate confusion this week after lawmakers passed the nation’s first-ever Verbal Animal
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Experts Warn Americans Not To Think Too Hard — Critical Thinking Now Considered a Threat to Public Harmony
A coalition of national experts issued a public advisory this week warning Americans to avoid critical thinking unless supervised by
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University Replaces Traditions With Daily ‘Feel-Good Circles’ — Commencement Now Requires No Caps, Gowns, or Destiny
In what faculty describe as a “historic advancement in emotional scholarship,” Eastridge Progressive University announced it is officially replacing all
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Company Declares ‘Woke-Proof’ Hiring Policy — Applicants Now Must Threaten No One
In a bold attempt to cleanse its workplace of the emotional landmines of modern culture, tech manufacturer IronStone Analytics unveiled
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