Experts Warn Saying ‘Good Job’ Creates Unfair Performance Expectations
Applause downgraded to silent affirmation. Child development specialists issued new recommendations this week cautioning adults against telling anyone they did
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
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- Experts Warn Saying ‘Good Job’ Creates Unfair Performance Expectations
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- City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale
- Museum Removes Historical Timeline — Visitors Free to Experience the Past in Any Order They Feel
Author: Stephanie Russell
City Bans Fireworks for Being ‘Too Loud, Too Sudden, and Too Patriotic’
Sparklers now require a permit and a trigger warning. In the name of community wellness, city officials voted this week
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Elders Asked to Step Aside—They Remember Too Much
Experience classified as disruptive. In a move hailed as “forward-looking,” several institutions have begun encouraging elders to step aside from
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Government Clarifies: Temporary Means Permanent Until Challenged in Court
In a bold demonstration of modern governance, federal officials confirmed this week that a group of individuals who entered the
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Churches Urged to Modernize by Avoiding the Bible Entirely
Sermons replaced with affirmations and fog machines. In an effort to remain culturally relevant, churches across the country are being
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New Math Curriculum Eliminates Wrong Answers to Preserve Student Confidence
2 + 2 identifies as ‘about 5.’ In an effort to make mathematics more inclusive, a new national curriculum has
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History Textbooks Updated: America Founded in 2015 After a Group Project
Founders downgraded to problematic footnotes. In a bold step toward modernizing education, history textbooks nationwide have been updated to reflect
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Weather Declared Offensive — Activists Demand Climate Be More Emotionally Predictable
In a stunning rebuke of nature itself, a coalition of climate justice activists announced this week that weather is officially
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New Jersey Couple Charged With Extreme Parenting After Raising Their Own Children
A New Jersey couple is facing serious scrutiny—and possible charges—for what city officials are calling a “reckless and unauthorized display
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City Removes Benches Because Sitting Encourages ‘Problematic Stillness’
In a bold step toward eliminating all unsupervised thinking, the city of New Harmony Springs announced this week that it
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