City Replaces Street Signs With ‘Suggestions’ Because Rules Are Too Emotionally Restrictive
In an unprecedented act of municipal empathy, the city of Brookhaven announced this week that all street signs will be
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
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Author: Stephanie Russell
School District Removes the Alphabet for Being ‘Too Letterist’ — Students Encouraged to Use Interpretive Sounds Instead
The Willowdale Unified School District announced sweeping changes this week after determining that the traditional alphabet is “too letterist” and
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Activists Demand Removal of Sunlight Because It ‘Excludes the Nocturnally Inclined’
A coalition of progressive activists has filed a petition demanding the city reduce or eliminate natural sunlight, arguing that sunlight
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Streaming platform ViewWave+ announced a groundbreaking new safety feature this week: Trigger Warnings before every advertisement — not because the
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