Elders Asked to Step Aside—They Remember Too Much
Experience classified as disruptive. In a move hailed as “forward-looking,” several institutions have begun encouraging elders to step aside from
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
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- City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale
- Museum Removes Historical Timeline — Visitors Free to Experience the Past in Any Order They Feel
Faith
Churches Urged to Modernize by Avoiding the Bible Entirely
Sermons replaced with affirmations and fog machines. In an effort to remain culturally relevant, churches across the country are being
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Breaking: Christmas Declared Problematic—Joy Under Review
Santa placed on administrative leave pending investigation. Just days before Christmas, a coalition of Very Serious People has raised concerns
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New Study Finds Discipline Causes Trauma; Chaos Officially Declared a Learning Style
A groundbreaking new study released this week by the National Institute for Progressive Education has concluded that discipline is traumatic,
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Portland Unveils 75-Foot Christmas Tree, Immediately Insists It’s Not a Christmas Tree — Just ‘The Tree’
Portland, Oregon kicked off the holiday season this week with the ceremonial lighting of a 75-foot-tall Christmas tree — though
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