Daily Quacks – America Before Stupid

City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale

Bankruptcy is now considered growth. In a sweeping morale initiative, city officials announced this week that the word “failure” will

Sparklers now require a permit and a trigger warning. In the name of community wellness, city officials voted this week

In a move that can only be described as ingenious, the federal government has streamlined the transfer of taxpayer dollars

2 + 2 identifies as ‘about 5.’ In an effort to make mathematics more inclusive, a new national curriculum has

Parents across the nation are being urged to step back, stay quiet, and stop interfering after experts warned that excessive

In an effort to make lunchtime more inclusive, the Brookside Unified School District announced it has officially eliminated cafeteria menus,

A coalition of behavioral experts issued a nationwide advisory this week warning that eye contact is now considered aggressive, emotionally

In what child development experts are calling “a bold new experiment in household chaos,” parents nationwide are being advised to

In a bold display of civic self-reflection, the city of West Harmony Heights announced that public schools will no longer

Residents of the Maple Ridge eco-community were thrown into turmoil this week after local vegan activist River Sunblossom filed a