Netflix Cancelled Because Show Had a Character Who Expressed an Opinion — Nation Furious at Free Speech
Chaos erupted this week after streaming giant Netflix was abruptly cancelled — not the show, but the entire platform —
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
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Experts Confirm TikTok Star With Purple Hair Knows Your Child Better Than You Do
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Comedy Declared Illegal After Citizen Laughs Without First Filing Sensitivity Request Form
In a historic step toward achieving a humor-free utopia, federal regulators announced this week that comedy has officially been declared
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Society Decides Children Mature Enough For Adult Themes, But Not Enough To Skip Bedtime
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Activist Claims America Is Terrible While Using iPhone, Amazon Prime, Air Conditioning, And Freedom
In an inspiring display of deeply conflicted principles, self-proclaimed activist Riley Emberstorm went viral this week after passionately declaring that
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Nation Shocked as Biologists Discover Men and Women Still Exist Despite Years of Activism
In a scientific development that has left activists reeling and common-sense Americans shrugging, a team of biologists at Redwood State
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City Defunds Police, Shocked To Learn Criminals Didn’t Get The Memo
In a surprising turn of events that no reasonable adult could have predicted, officials in the city of Clearwater Heights
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