America Introduces ‘National Quiet Hour’ — Silence Required So No One Is Accidentally Offended
In a sweeping move toward nationwide emotional safety, federal officials announced the creation of National Quiet Hour, a daily, mandatory
Read MoreIn a sweeping move toward nationwide emotional safety, federal officials announced the creation of National Quiet Hour, a daily, mandatory
Read MoreIn an effort to make lunchtime more inclusive, the Brookside Unified School District announced it has officially eliminated cafeteria menus,
Read MoreIn an effort to protect citizens from the dangers of independent thought, the Metro City Public Library announced it has
Read MoreIn a bold display of civic self-reflection, the city of West Harmony Heights announced that public schools will no longer
Read MoreResidents of the Maple Ridge eco-community were thrown into turmoil this week after local vegan activist River Sunblossom filed a
Read MoreA coalition of national experts issued a public advisory this week warning Americans to avoid critical thinking unless supervised by
Read MorePantone, the global authority on color, unveiled its highly anticipated Color of the Year this week: a soft, airy shade
Read MoreResidents of Harmony Falls were stunned this week after the town council officially banned smiling following a complaint that one
Read MoreHistorians this week released a shocking comparison between ancient Spartan mothers and modern progressive “woke moms,” concluding that the two
Read MoreThe nation entered its 27th food-related meltdown of the month after activist group Citizens for Ethical Dessert Geometry announced that
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