December 2025 – America Before Stupid

In a bold demonstration of modern governance, federal officials confirmed this week that a group of individuals who entered the

LOCALS ENCOURAGED TO APPLY FOR FEDERAL FUNDS AT NEW GOVERNMENT OFFICE

In a move that can only be described as ingenious, the federal government has streamlined the transfer of taxpayer dollars

Sermons replaced with affirmations and fog machines. In an effort to remain culturally relevant, churches across the country are being

Saves time. Ruins friendships. In a major breakthrough for modern inconvenience, tech developers have unveiled a new app designed to

Fear rebranded as empathy. A new national poll reveals that most citizens now hesitate to share their opinions publicly—a milestone

Posture deemed historically aggressive. City officials announced today the removal of a longstanding public statue after experts determined that its

Independent thought listed as an optional hazard. Corporate diversity training has entered a bold new phase, shifting its focus from

Silence encouraged for personal growth. In a historic victory for free expression, officials have proudly announced that freedom of speech

2 + 2 identifies as ‘about 5.’ In an effort to make mathematics more inclusive, a new national curriculum has