City Replaces Street Signs With ‘Suggestions’ Because Rules Are Too Emotionally Restrictive
In an unprecedented act of municipal empathy, the city of Brookhaven announced this week that all street signs will be
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
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- Nationwide Study Finds Most Adults Are Just Exhausted From Pretending This All Makes Sense
- City Renames ‘Failure’ as ‘Pre-Success’ to Improve Morale
- Museum Removes Historical Timeline — Visitors Free to Experience the Past in Any Order They Feel
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Employer Introduces ‘Emotionally Safe Deadlines’ — Projects Now Due Whenever You Feel Ready, or Never
In what business leaders are calling the final nail in productivity’s coffin, marketing firm BrightNest Solutions announced this week it
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School District Removes the Alphabet for Being ‘Too Letterist’ — Students Encouraged to Use Interpretive Sounds Instead
The Willowdale Unified School District announced sweeping changes this week after determining that the traditional alphabet is “too letterist” and
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Activists Demand Removal of Sunlight Because It ‘Excludes the Nocturnally Inclined’
A coalition of progressive activists has filed a petition demanding the city reduce or eliminate natural sunlight, arguing that sunlight
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Man Complains He Can’t Smile Without Offending Someone — Town Declares Grinning Illegal Until Further Notice
Residents of Harmony Falls were stunned this week after the town council officially banned smiling following a complaint that one
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Spartan Moms Sent Their Sons to War—Today’s Woke Moms Send Theirs to Timeout for Using the Wrong Crayon
Historians this week released a shocking comparison between ancient Spartan mothers and modern progressive “woke moms,” concluding that the two
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School Bans History — Students Now Required to Learn Feelings Instead of Facts
In a bold step toward shaping the most emotionally well-lubricated generation in human history, Chestnut Valley Unified School District announced
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Nation Engages in Heated Bathroom Debate While Restrooms Remain Totally Disgusting
In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one who has ever stepped inside a gas station restroom, the nation
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