Streaming Giant Introduces ‘Inclusion Tax’ — Your Monthly Invoice Now Includes Virtue Credits
In a move industry analysts describe as “peak 2025 nonsense,” streaming titan FlixFlare+ announced a new monthly surcharge called the
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